1. pestered:

    please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

    (via distraction)

     
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  3. thempress:

    People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

    You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

    (via shychemist)

     

  4. sarcastic-snowflake:

    why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

    (via sarcastic-snowflake)

     

  5. arienreign:

    Mom I’m banging these pans together because mating season is coming up
    And I need to alert the other pansexuals.

    (Source: dersekingdom, via acupofteaandmore)

     
  6. mutualize:

    MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

    The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

    How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

    I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

    LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

    HP Envy 15-J101TU

    Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

    RULES

    • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
    • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
    • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
    • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
    • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

    Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

    REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

    Good luck and stay lovely!

    (via mutualize)

     
  7. mutualize:

    MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

    The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

    How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

    I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

    LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

    HP Envy 15-J101TU

    Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

    RULES

    • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
    • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
    • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
    • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
    • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

    Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

    REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

    Good luck and stay lovely!

    (via mutualize)

     

  8. "

    Shortly after Kathryn Tucker started RedRover, an app that showcases local events for kids, she pitched the idea to an angel investor at a New York tech event. But it didn’t go over well. When she finished her pitch, the investor said he didn’t invest in women.

    When she asked why, he told her. “I don’t like the way women think,” he said. “They haven’t mastered linear thinking.” To prove his point, he explained that his wife could never prioritize her to-do lists properly. And then, as if he was trying to compliment her, he told Tucker she was different. “You’re more male,” he said.

    Tucker didn’t need to hear any more. “I said, ‘Thanks very much,’ walked out, and never spoke to him again,” she recalled earlier this year, as part of a panel discussion on “fundraising while female” at the annual Internet Week conference in New York.

    "
     
  9. s00tball:

    I just died.

    (via lubricates)

     
  10. golden-haired-prince:

    ewthranduil:

    thranduilings:

    frxdo:

    idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

    DON’T FUCK WITH MIRKWOOD!

    It fucking got better omg

    (via shychemist)